We had a busy weekend visiting a couple of places, and everywhere we went people were suffering from sniffles and sneezes. It reminded me of our old family doctor who had this cure for the common cold. I'm sure it wouldn't be recommended by any living doctor, but it may give you a giggle.
A bottle of whisky
A pair of slippers
A comfortable cosy bed.
What to do:
1 Prop the slippers up at the end of the bed
2 Get into bed
3 Drink the whisky until the slippers merge together and become one
You are now well on the way to recovery.
Need I add that he was a Scot.....?