Fancy doing some crafting? Here are some instructions. I can't wait to see your interpretations.
Instructions for ease
1 Imagine and execute original design ideal. Suitability for finished article must be mindful throughout. Time taken is immaterial as enjoyment is of the utmost.
2 Prepare finished design for inlay. Regard suitable size and rough edges. Too much must be removed.
3 Glue must be applied being careful of excess stickiness resulting in over-indulgence. Be mindful of back flap which must be free and front flap which must not.
IMPORTANT: Front flap will be middle flap when design ideal inserted to space. Ensure no confusion occurs.
4 Paper insert should be inserted ensuring that inset is inserted inset.
5 If all else is failing, original design ideal may be out-taken space from glossy magazine. Using scissors proceed as of 2
For obstructions in other languages please send addressed stamp.
9 comments:
LOL I couldn't sleep so I read this in the middle of the night and confused myself.
Hahaha! Inside out but upside down.. is that how it starts? Great tonic!
Love it. Translators often lapse into 'translationese', but this is in a class of its own!!!
Perfect!
What everyone else said! LOL
Great 'obstructions' in any language:)
I'm dying laughing this...
Amazing how discombobulated this is!
Um... er... Yeah!
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