Monday, September 22, 2008

Tuesday - Time to Learn a New Skill?

Fancy doing some crafting? Here are some instructions. I can't wait to see your interpretations.



Instructions for ease



1 Imagine and execute original design ideal. Suitability for finished article must be mindful throughout. Time taken is immaterial as enjoyment is of the utmost.



2 Prepare finished design for inlay. Regard suitable size and rough edges. Too much must be removed.



3 Glue must be applied being careful of excess stickiness resulting in over-indulgence. Be mindful of back flap which must be free and front flap which must not.



IMPORTANT: Front flap will be middle flap when design ideal inserted to space. Ensure no confusion occurs.



4 Paper insert should be inserted ensuring that inset is inserted inset.



5 If all else is failing, original design ideal may be out-taken space from glossy magazine. Using scissors proceed as of 2



For obstructions in other languages please send addressed stamp.

9 comments:

LazyTcrochet said...

LOL I couldn't sleep so I read this in the middle of the night and confused myself.

On a Whimsey said...

Hahaha! Inside out but upside down.. is that how it starts? Great tonic!

marion said...

Love it. Translators often lapse into 'translationese', but this is in a class of its own!!!

AltheaP said...

Perfect!

Lily - Tulip's Talking from the said...

What everyone else said! LOL

TNT2008 said...

Great 'obstructions' in any language:)

roseworksjewelry said...

I'm dying laughing this...

Ruth said...

Amazing how discombobulated this is!

agoodwitchtoo said...

Um... er... Yeah!